KROUP GROUP RULEZ!!!
THE KROUP GROUP ARE THE BEST SLUGBLASTERS IN ALL OF NULL, AND THAT IS A FACT!!!
WE SUPPORT THE GALS, THE GAYS, AND SMASHING IN SLIMEY, SLUG FACE
MEMBERS
JAYCEE MORTON
Super smart! Her moms are better than yours :-p |
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KED
Super cool! But he doesn't care what you think about him B-) Also his real name is Caesy |
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CASPIAN
Super, just super! He's an OG slugblaster, from way before you n00bs started doing it 0_o |
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NOT ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS AT THIS TIME
NOOZ
TO THE POSERS
September 21st
Some of you seem to think that slugblasting is just about filming fancy tricks on your board with weird alien scenery as a backdrop. SO WRONG! That's part of slugblasting, sure, I post my kick-flips the same as anyone else. BUT, this is not just freaking skateboarding! If you do an ollie in level zero dimension with perfectly breathable air and laws of physics simmilar to Null's, then why did you even leave home? If you can do the same trick at the Esso gas station on Eden St. than what are you even doing? If you are not blasting slugs, you are not slugblasting, plain and simple. If you can't phase through reality without a pre-openned portal, its like not knowing how to tie your shoes. Hey, fine for little kids, but some of y'all need to GROW UP or SHUT UP! This message is not directed towards the casuals who are just having some fun on their Lazy Bunny boards on a Summer weekend to escape from boredom and the heat. If you are not pretending to be anything more than a casual, than I can respect however you choose to have your fun. THIS MESSAGE IS ONLY TO THE POSERS! Those people like The Wicks, who make a big deal about how fancy-shmacy their equiptment is and how hurly-wirly their tricks are under the normal laws of physics, who meanwhile have never even visited a level one danger world, let alone a level two or three! If you've never blasted slugs, don't call yourself a slugblaster. Call out posers when you see them.
-Caspian
bye, losers
